Hey Swag, if you don't keep up with the competition you're gonna get side-lined by the new squad~
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Hey Swag, have you ever heard the song "Genetic" by Hot Problems? It's like they interviewed you and turned it into a song.
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I tried to get a wish from Make-a-wish foundation and when they asked me what my illness was I told them I was too good looking and played them that song so they could understand my grief.

You were gone so long I assumed One-ler finally caved and ended up eating you

He wishes.
Dude hasn’t brushed his teeth in like fifty years. You think I’d let that danky mouth get near my porcelain skin.

how can you waste rice like that

It’s not a waste if it’s used to celebrate ME!

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I yelped when I saw you on my dash

IT’S A CELEBRATION!
Here’s a few bags of rice. Pass them out to the poor losers so they can throw it in the air.
They have to pay a fine for every piece lost though.

Can I borrow your wagon (in other words, can i grab it off your hands for 10 bucks?)
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DO YOU EVEN HAVE YOUR BABY LICENCE?
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST DRIVE A WAGON FILLED WITH BABIES AROUND WITHOUT YEARS OF STRICT TRAINING?
I can’t put a whole fandom at risk just so you can have a fucking joyride.
They would all shit themselves in unison and ten bucks ain’t gonna cover the cleaning bill.

Market I have feel Ben that I am a sway kin? In the past I have hers of you and I was hoping you can help
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Eres feo :v
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Me no speak Salsa :v

I read your whooole blog, I think I have the answers of universe @~@... And Taco Bell are not real tacos, I am mexican and I can tell you >:o hum

WHY WOULD A CHIHUAHUA LIE TO US?

What if you sue Illumination for $200 million and then don't give it back to them until they promise to make a Once-ler porn

I don’t think you Babies are ready for Ron Jeremy in a Thneed.