I tried to get a wish from Make-a-wish foundation and when they asked me what my illness was I told them I was too good looking and played them that song so they could understand my grief.
He wishes.
Dude hasn’t brushed his teeth in like fifty years. You think I’d let that danky mouth get near my porcelain skin.
IT’S A CELEBRATION!
Here’s a few bags of rice. Pass them out to the poor losers so they can throw it in the air.
They have to pay a fine for every piece lost though.
DO YOU EVEN HAVE YOUR BABY LICENCE?
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST DRIVE A WAGON FILLED WITH BABIES AROUND WITHOUT YEARS OF STRICT TRAINING?
I can’t put a whole fandom at risk just so you can have a fucking joyride.
They would all shit themselves in unison and ten bucks ain’t gonna cover the cleaning bill.

WHY WOULD A CHIHUAHUA LIE TO US?