I’ve been doing charity work like standing outside of the Dress Barn and telling bitches they look fly.
I’ve been busy prepping my big dick for a photo shoot for big dicks monthly. Maybe you’ve heard of it. I’m sure they’ve contacted you ironically in the past.
YOU JUST RUINED THE MATH
CAN I DOWNLOAD YOUR MOM
I got a deal just for you!
Buy one get one free, just $7.96
Why was my shit runny this morning?
Is it from 8 cups of coffee or the 3 day old hot dog left on my desk?
Some questions will never be answered
YOU CAN HAVE THIS NEW FREE INVISABLE THNEED I JUST INVENTED JUST NOW LIKE WOAH
JUST CAUSE YOU THREW YOURS OUT DOESN’T MEAN I GOT RID OF MINE
Happy Birthday, baby!
What did you get me?