that was an EXPLOSIVE new episode of game of thrones am I right!??

What size tits do you like best?
Anonymous

The fuck kinda faggots gonna complain about a tit size ??

A boobs a boob

I’m down for all

unless you got one of those intro-boobs…

I’ll donate to the cause but I ain’t fuckin

also can we talk about penny’s hot tits

Scratching your balls in a business meeting is literally the American dream

MY IPHONE SAYS ITS TIME FOR NY NY…. I MEAN MANLY SLEEP NOW
PRAISE STEVE JOBS
IN THE NAME OF THE APPLE, THE MAC, AND THE HOLY ROAST!

Praise Starbucks

and remember kids if you’re an asshole no wonder the world shits on you

praise democracy!!!

android users can see emojis too. and newer ones come with their own.
Anonymous

THANKS OBAMA NOW ANYONE CAN ENJOY THE CONVIENECE OF
HAVING AN UGLY FACE EXPRESS YOUR MOST
MILD FEELING!!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

please tell me youve seen the sun and moon emojis with the creepy ass faces

Uh excuse me I have an iPhone and also probably some sort of brain disorder brought on by all my cash. I see all.

I would like an iPhone. 8)

okay let’s go wait for six hours for the new iPhone sg5.78. I hear it’s more efficient and it can actually warn you if your housekeeper isn’t really Mexican

Hey, rockstar! ♥♥

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those are emojis to express how I feel via my new iphone

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY IPHONE ISNT COMPATIBLE WITH ANY OTHER THING I DO EVER???? IT WAS 500 BUCKS AND THOSE REALLY COOL JOBLESS KIDS AT STARBUCKS TOLD ME IT WOULD CHANGE MY LIFE???? I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT AT LEAST I HAVE EMOJIS ONLY OYHER IPNONE USERS CAN SEE! Shit now I gotta buy all of my one friends an iphone….